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07 August 2017 » VinnieWatz

HOW TO KNOW THAT SLAY QUEENS ARE NOT REALLY QUEENS, BALLOT BOXEverything in Kenya right now is perambulating around the coming elections on 8th August 2017. There is a sundry of reactions among the electorates and aspirants ranging from tension, anxiety, optimism among others.However, there is this interesting agglomeration of half-minded voters calling themselves slay queens; who flummox voting and social media (who are only popular on Instagram). Let me begin by bringing you up-to-speed on...

30 September 2016 » VinnieWatz

Due to public demand, I have to tell Kenyans and my diaspora(Rongai) enthusiastic readers what innuendos am going through since I got a new neighbor. Without much a dos and a don'ts, Ladies and gentlemen, keep your hands together for Churchill show,,,ooops sorry, that is free airtime, (take 2), ladies and gentlemen, keep your hands together for "My new neighbor is a lady part 2""Previously, on Vinniewatz chronicles" (you have to sound like a movie guy reading that part), I was telling you how I...

27 August 2016 » VinnieWatz

Guys this is for sure, I was in Rio. For those complaining that "I have lost" sijui content iliisha" mara nilisanywa comp" Mayne! am there like I never left, am there like Malaria in Africa, I mean like corruption in Kenya. Nilitaka nikae four years without releasing a single like Nyanshyski ama Amani then come with a hot one, but am sorry, my hot story is not cooked yet.As I said, I was in Rio for the Olympics; am the guy who is making NOCK to be knocked out, the guy who is giving Wario...

21 June 2016 » VinnieWatz

There is nothing disturbing like having a lady as a neighbor and you are a senior bachelor in this cold season. Damn!!!! that is exactly what I said when I saw the person who was moving into the recently vacated house that is just adjacent to mine. This lady is profusely blessed with all the apparatus that a man would wish for in a lady. Am sure if she is a policeman I am more than ready to be among the "Pangani Six," This is the lady who made DJ Moh cry and Bobby Mapesa try to convince us that...

08 June 2016 » VinnieWatz

Break was one of my favorite word during my childhood years. It signified good things that I really enjoyed. For example, I was very fond of the terms "breakfast,"  and "break-time" and I adored these two terms. Going to school without breakfast was not a pleasant thing the same as the bell-ringer trying to late break-time with even a micro-second. The second time I interacted with the word "break" I was already a teenager. My voice was breaking and by now you could differentiate my voice from...

05 May 2016 » VinnieWatz

NKIROTE YOU GO KILL ME OOOOOH (Kindly say that with a Nigerian accent)...The year is barely half-way and Nkirote has had too much of outings in the name of "holidays for women" Asiiii naku weeee, Keke murume, Ichieni Yawa, Lahaula utaniua Nkirote1st January was the New Year Holiday and as a man in love I took the pleasure of taking my Nkirote to Meru National park so that we can make Eco-friendly, love supporting the greenbelt movement, if at all you know what i mean. February 14th is the day...

25 April 2016 » VinnieWatz

The Merriam Webster Online Dictionary defines a body spray as a scented perfume product meant to be sprayed on the body, period. Underline the words meant for the body, Women kindly revisit your dictionaries when using these products. I am tired of entering a Matatu and you have to keep the window open even when its raining. Yesterday i went to church and our pastor thought i was very attentive based on my consistent nodding. No i was not; actually, i was in hell literally, suffocating and...

20 April 2016 » VinnieWatz

Kenya National Rugby Sevens Team popularly known as the "Shujaas" made a remarkable finish at the just concluded Rugby Sevens Circuit held in Singapore by bagging the Main Cup. The Main Cup is the most decorated trophy awarded during this tournament and this time round Kenya won despite being an underdog or just another team in the tournament. These are the lessons that i learnt and my girlfriend should take note,,,Nkirote I know you will read this, please take note...#1. Patience pays. It has...

09 April 2016 » VinnieWatz

 Receivership  Receivership is defined by the Wikipedia as the situation in which an institution or enterprise is being held by a receiver who is "placed in the custodial responsibility for the property of others, including tangible and intangible assets and rights", especially in cases where a company cannot meet its financial obligations or enters bankruptcy (Wikipedia). Simply, the institution has no absolute rights to make decisions or handle its normal operations as it used to.  In real...

02 April 2016 » VinnieWatz

"Pulling a Uhuru" does not mean attaining independence, but survival tactics drawn from the Kenyan President his Excellency Uhuru Kenyatta during his state of the nation address. If you happens to live under the equinox affected area, then you know what happened when the president was addressing Kenyans. I am not political, but what happened on Thursday may give us a tip or two on life skills.After some members of parliament decided to disrupt the ongoing presidential speech, the President just...

31 March 2016 » VinnieWatz

vinniewatz: WHEN KWS AND THE LION FIGHT, TEAM MAFISI WINS THE ...: #TEAMMAFISI today i will be your advocate,,,a round of applause to yours truly as i act the David Ndii of the animal kingdom. Ove...Comment

31 March 2016 » VinnieWatz

#TEAMMAFISI today i will be your advocate,,,a round of applause to yours truly as i act the David Ndii of the animal kingdom.Over the last few days, our media has been awash with news coverage about the issue of human/animal conflict. Communities are encroaching the space set for wild animals and the animals are retaliating by visiting the town centers and intermingling with people freely. It is the daily norm to find a lion in the streets of Nairobi may be in a butchery buying a kilo of Nyama...

29 March 2016 » VinnieWatz

EXAM LEAKAGE, the "AMERUCAN WAY"As you all know, Nkirote and I decided to tie the knot immediately after the K.C.S.E. results were released. I had to wait until the results were released for two major reasons. One, i had sworn never to marry a woman who attains below C+ (the minimum campus entry mark in Kenya); Secondly, the dates of releasing the exam results coincided with Nkirote's 18th birthday. No matter how much we loved each other, i had to wait for her to attain the majority age or else...

12 March 2016 » VinnieWatz

What is the price of paraffin or is it kerosene again?According to the Energy Regulatory Commission of Kenya, kerosene retails at 40 bob per liter in most cities and towns around Kenya. Forty bob is not a major concern for me, the question is, do you know what a liter of kerosene can do?Okay, i know you like to forget, let me take you back down the memory lane. Did you realize that almost all the meals in high school had been spiced with kerosene, especially in July and June when the...

11 March 2016 » VinnieWatz

I have not written since the year begun, "I was finding myself" as most of the artist blind our minds with this cliche "finding myself.' For me it was not the case but i was busy with the Kenya Drama Festival trying to pass the creativity mantle to the young generation. As i was busy doing something worthwhile to our young ones, they were busy celebrating their K.C.S.E results. (it is funny how when a school displays good results everybody becomes associated with it instantly even those who...

07 December 2015 » VinnieWatz

I was having an evening banter with a certain lady over a cup of coffee and she made some intriguing remarks that triggered my brain cells into jolting this down. She was telling me how its a hot season for ladies with a "focus."Her two cents, if a lady can manage to date Waiguru's son, Wetangula's son, Wambora (Coincidentally, all these names start with a W, and the lady's name was Wanjiru or Shiru if you like) or any-other politician mentioned in a corruption saga would be like killing a bird...

07 October 2015 » VinnieWatz

My dear skirts and trousers, its been long since we had a chart about campus life, for those unfamiliar we call it "the chronicles of a fresha"Money has always been the problem, "chumz, mullar, dough, cents, cash" and all other acronyms you can get as long as they refer to money. So it happened that i was on my financial crisis period as usual. Man, i was too broke to an extent of joining the Christian Union students who had dedicated the entire week to fast, mine was to avoid seeing food. The...

16 September 2015 » VinnieWatz

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26 August 2015 » VinnieWatz

It has come to my attention that a break-up in a relationship is a rite or right of passage if you like. Even when things seem so sweet in your relationship, that Sms "we need to talk" must be received in your phone ONE DAY. The saddest part is that you will have to part ways and move-on with life separately. In these situations, people react differently; some drink alcohol uncontrollably, some cry, others insult their partners, some seek to revenge, tarnish each other's name among other...

17 August 2015 » VinnieWatz

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix OIH, known as José Mourinho,Papa Jose Mourinho can we have a small talk...like grown-upsI have been a faithful and loyal follower of you his excellency, the special one, unique one, chosen one, and also the successful one. Since came to Stamford Bridge as an expatriate to when you made a Kenyan get hold of a Champions league title at Inter-Milan, to your short-flashy stay at Barnabue. However, of late there are some issues i need we iron out...What crime did...

05 August 2015 » VinnieWatz

It started like a joke; seriously, i din't see it come but i had to make a decision and move on with life.Our relationship had taken close to eight years, everybody new that we have been together. Each evening i looked forward to meeting my one and only, i made calls, gushed to our rendezvous each time i saw a chance. But this was all going to end, it was time we had to brush our shoulders and say with confidence, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH...The day we broke up was much prepared, both psychologically,...

28 July 2015 » VinnieWatz

SHEMEJI NINA JAMBOAkiwa amejawa na kasumba,Mwanagenzi Mkenya kasakata Rumba,Na Kijana asiye wa hii Nyumba,Matokeo ni kutungwa Mimba,Mimba ambayo ilipo vimba, iliwaletea wanaKenya Simba,Ndiposa tukapata Mkhwasi!Ati naskia wee Ni raisi Ughaibuni,Tena ulianza na udiwani,Je, ni ukweli ama tu ni utani?Ufalme wako wavutia kama samaku, kutoka uvuo hadi Ukambani,wanukia kama karafuu, na sasa uwaja nyumbaniMkhwasi, karibu tena nyumbaniRais Obama, nina mawili matatu yakukueleza,Kwanza, Msichana wako...

23 July 2015 » VinnieWatz

Do you remember this? Egg-Larvae- Pupa- Adult. If you didn't go through the 8-4-4 system, well, we used to call it the metamorphosis of a housefly if am not very wrong.Okay, because now you remember, kenyan youths are exactly like houseflies..Age 12-14..For ladies boys become interesting, they like asking their parents all sort of questions. They are cuddled and they always say "mom you are the best". They dilly dally all day in the house waiting for sunday to get a chance of getting out of the...

21 July 2015 » VinnieWatz

THE CHRONICLES ARE "OBAMATIVE"With uncle Barack coming home like Nameless this Friday, i figured out what we have in common and how it affects my stay in this globe.For a fact, we share nothing based on his figurative and noble stature in the society whereas I am just an individual who is below the poverty level, living for 2 USD a day. He is Kenyan like me, but we hail from very different regions, even though my skin color depicts his region, we differ very much. Our names, his first name...

19 July 2015 » VinnieWatz

Today is on a Sunday and most Christians observe it and keep it holy. Being one of them, i opt to keep the Chronicles clean and pass on sense...I have always wondered why an individual would take an engineering course, enroll on CPA or accountancy, he plays football, he is a drawing artist, and he has some medical skills. Someone once asked me want i want to do in life (that silly question that keeps on re-occurring in your simple miserable life). This was my very simple answer... I want to be...

18 July 2015 » VinnieWatz

EID MUBARAK friends and family but note this as you celebrateTHE CHRONICLES OF A FRESHA still exists...It was exactly a time like this during the eve of the great Eid-al-Fitr and everyone was excited about the succeeding public holiday. In Nairobi, everyone yearns for a free day to stay in the house forgetting the dark days spent idol before getting employed. As a Fresha, I was so excited that we would be having an extended weekend running from Friday to Monday (You know Mondays are the worst...

02 July 2015 » VinnieWatz

The Chronicles of a Fresha always brings you the reality of life in the most interesting way you will ever find.In Kenya, especially Nairobi, Matatus or the P.S.V's are the main mode of transport for most of the residents just like me. However, some disturbing manners elicited by ladies in these vehicles are too huge to swallow leave alone to stomach. As a result, i will vomit them one by one....#1. Fare...What is the need of looking for your handbag all over the place to remove your transport...

03 June 2015 » VinnieWatz

I think all public universities in Kenya host "Freshaz night", but they have distinct titles to refer to this eventful day. It is the second most awaited day after the MR & MISS Campus, note the graduation day comes third.All the notice boards and walls were awash with these colorful posters that were very eye-catching. The mix of colors was artistically done that the shape, pattern, and the mood of the panting was really advertising an adventure to come. The stippling and shading elicited...

21 May 2015 » VinnieWatz

Nappy GirlIt was just another cold Saturday afternoon, the traffic jam at Nairobi was easing up as the cars gushed in an admirable manner in well construed lanes. Touts' shouts echoed in my ear drums as the ear lobes froze due to the calm breeze that was flooding the atmosphere, making it very chilly. I wore a black trench coat and tucked my hands inside the pockets. "Boys are like wild animals, they travel in herds" that is my own composed proverb as it applied that day. We were around ten...

20 May 2015 » VinnieWatz

Back at it again, my experiences as a freshman...I managed to dig out my dungeon of a carton box that acts as my archive as i was looking for the so called important documents that i might have misplaced. The struggle was real but i finally managed to collect at least two receipts of expensive dinners that i attended and i am posting them on Instagram very soon. By the way, when people take ovacado and githeri, why don't they post them on social media?Anyway, this is what i found out. My love...

20 May 2015 » VinnieWatz

After a long writing break, i just feel inspirational and i would like to offer a word or two to my loyal(s) reader out there,,,I was in a matatu talking to myself as usual (i like consulting my inner self in various instances so that i can evaluate how i am handling my life). As my medulla reflected on a number of wishes that i would like to accomplish very soon, i remembered something that i said to someone over the weekend that i really consider stupid. I call it stupid because every time i...

11 May 2015 » VinnieWatz

it has been two days       -since; i heard the foul smell, i had to dwell, in the noise that swell, now, my ears drums are well,away from hell,that i will live to tell.it has been two days      -since;i had to be on  a line,or being on line,trying to make it up for a fine,that i pay from one to nine,taking the best of wine,trying the best to shine.it has been two days     -since;i woke up to the morning dew,as i watch the very best view,as snow breaks into a few,cubes that can make a cue,for my...

07 May 2015 » VinnieWatz

KIANG'OMBE...The term kiang'ombe can loosely be defined as the harbor of cows, it has a zillion mysteries......previously on the tales of kiang'ombe (read with a movie soundtrack). My Grandmother had led a revolt against the colonialist popularly known as the "mubeberu." They were in the deepest part of the forest of Kiang'ombe hills where one of the soldiers had submerged in an invisible spring of water. The soldiers decided to retreat...If you thought a white man surrenders, then you need to...

06 May 2015 » VinnieWatz

Reincarnated TaTaGloomy dust washes my face as a huge beam of silvery coated rays of light inject my eyes as an indication of another day-end. The play and pause of thoughts leave me with screeching sounds and vague visibility as i try to remember the day's events.TaTa, media is awash with graphic images, disturbing hue and cries as people have become roundabouts, and they are turning against other. The grief and cry of thousands is itching on my eardrums. You taught us that trees in the same...

05 May 2015 » VinnieWatz

my oh my!tides are wavingnew trends are pavingfor compassion, am cravingold times are waggingall am left with, is taggingRound and round i swerveup and down my heart poundsleft and right, the pupil tiltWhat am i looking forwhat am i desiring?What will fulfill my desperationI feel a buzzEvery-time am with youNot physically,Not boldly, neither face to faceI wink when you tweetI smile, a lone as i re-tweetI feel shy, on my seatI feel covered, with Undesired heatYour presence is heartfeltIn spite...

04 May 2015 » VinnieWatz

My grandma is either less resourceful or age has caught up with her. The main reason as to this  is that when i was young, she played the role that is being played by the TV in our current days. We tuned to her stories each and every evening after clearing our plates."Kiang'ombe is a hill full of mystery", she blurted out. I have lived here for more than 200 years (that is exactly what she said, i am not very sure whether she has an idea of what is 200 years), but this hill still amazes me....

03 May 2015 » VinnieWatz

Indeed it was my first time, as usual i was scared stiff of the test awaiting me. She was punctual, actually she arrived thirty minutes earlier. I could not believe that i had finally made this decision. It had troubled me for years, i fought with my conscious for a while. All my friends had done it and it was kind of feeling embarrassed that i was the only one left. I could not brag of being a man as i was the only one, left out.She looked directly to my eyes, i sighed with relief,i held a...

28 April 2015 » VinnieWatz

(Phone rings persistently)…..Hello, hello hel..hello..hellloooo (phone hangs up) It is past midnightMy dreams are about to igniteFor I was going to enjoy my night Rest until the morning brightOwe unto my poor soulThey cannot allow me to fallWith these disturbing callsBut now they stoppedThen my sleep wouldn’t stop(Phone rings again)Oh my dear sleepI cannot fall deepAnd at least take a napWithout going to double tapMy phone with a slapThen I get a messageThat people need salvageBecause they are...

27 April 2015 » VinnieWatz

The Chronicles continues...For those who followed keenly my adventure in Huruma "slum" (people from there call it an estate) after my abrupt departure from the comfy hostel know that life has a beginning point.After cleaning the room for an entire one and half hours, i was convinced that it was habitable for a human being to stay in it. Not any person could have slept in that room as it contained dirt that seemed to form a sand dune inside. The windows were marred with cobwebs, the painting on...

25 April 2015 » VinnieWatz

If you are a SAFARICOM mobile subscriber, then you are living in an abusive relationshipSafaricom is the largest network carrier in Kenya controlling the largest market share and providing an array of products and services. Allegedly, the mobile network is seeking for a licence to launch a TV cable network. The company has made numerous discoveries that have become inevitable in the day-to-day lives of many Kenyans such as M-pesa among others. It has the best and beneficial CSR such as the...

22 April 2015 » VinnieWatz

The Christian's Holy Book narrates of how their savior Jesus Christ came to being. It is an obvious story of how a virgin got pregnant and bore a son who later became the world's savior. I believed in that because my faith allows me to, but i have first hand information of becoming a parent without siring or even knowing its mother.It was around 6:30 in the evening as we sluggishly strolled along moi avenue after the classes were over. There was hue and cry in the busy noisy town as "Makangas"/...

22 April 2015 » VinnieWatz

Off my face i wipeBut my page i swipeKey by key i typeFrom Fb to skypeOf my belated hypeMy realismHidden in my organismFearing criticismMy feelings live in nomadismMy will in activismI post a series of selfiesOf how i have a cutting edge lifeOf how i love my twentiesOf how i have a lovely wifeOf how i hang out at wendiesOf how my life will thriveButThe flip sideThe oppositeWhen you toss the coinWhen i am not swipingWhen i am not typingWhen i am not skypingIs my life hyping?Its full of liesThe...

06 April 2015 » VinnieWatz

From "Kunyuni (Pirating in hostel) to "Kunguni" The chronicles of a Fresha the Easter Edition.For those who have been following the tribulations of been an illegal student in the Hostel, know that i was given marching orders in full glare of the public. With all my belongings packed in a green paper bag, I was ready to start a new life. I decided to die for three hours and resurrect more lively and vanished from the Hostel compound just like Jesus Christ did a day like today.Final destination,...

05 April 2015 » VinnieWatz

Today the chronicles of a Fresha takes a twist to offer final respect to the comrades who met their demise by the hands of terrorists in Garissa, kenya. The Garissa University College massacre is the most gruesome in the history of Kenyan attacks other than the 1998 bomb last. At least 147 souls are now departed through an attack while they were sleeping. Several families are wounded, suffering from psychological disorders, emotional imbalance, financial distraught, lack of hope, and survivals...

01 April 2015 » VinnieWatz

I know i have kept you waiting for part two but finally, the palatable, inevitable, deluxe and most exciting blogger is back again. You can simply say, "another one from crater automobiles,,sorry another one from vinniewatz story telling dungeon."...The cool breeze swarm in the air as we sat cool and calm waiting for the most outrageous thing to happen. You could see white smoke puff out of our mouths, like those people who live in icy regions breathing hard after each tick and tock of the...

25 March 2015 » VinnieWatz

Pirating in the hostels,,,chronicles of a freshaRooms in the hostel have always been an issue of contention almost in all the universities. Most people have endured this tantamount experience...Most universities admit people on September; hence, they report on January for their second semester. I was not an exceptional, so during the December holiday i maneuvered all the streets and crossed all the villages preaching how people live in universities. Actually, i had a phrase copied from the...

23 March 2015 » VinnieWatz

5 Reasons for being a "Bad ass" in campus5 Reasons for being a check out for "Comrade power is the only stronger power than Kenya power and super power", my classmate once said. There is no contention that each student wishes  a smooth ride in campus life, but nothing comes in easy. They say that it is nice to be important but it is more important to be nice; however, this rule is not always applicable in campus life. The following are some of the integral reasons for showing off your other...

11 March 2015 » VinnieWatz

For those who have analogue TVs I am very sure you do not know that Nakuru MCAs decided to host a WWE inside their assembly yesterday. All in all, these are not news because Nairobi, Garissa, Embu, Kiambu, Kakamega, Makueni have engaged in running battles just to mention a few. It has become a normal routine to square out our differences physically bearing in mind our national assembly has also done that. So Nakuru members of assembly felt they have not complied to their national duty of...

10 March 2015 » VinnieWatz

THE CHRONICLES CONTINUES....It was immediately the second semester after i joined the elite lot in the society to achieve academic excellence: in simple terms, i joined an university. You know campus students think they have touched the sky by just joining the institution. They fight everyone on the road, they do not pay for bus fare, and the most interesting part is that they refer themselves with titles such as engineer so and so or professor and yet your in your first year and you might fail...

09 March 2015 » VinnieWatz

KSCE, is it the end of the tunnel or just the beginning...(Vinniewatz sends a text to confirm his KCSE results, waits waits waits the responds comes the next day)One week ago, the nation was hit with the hullabaloo of former students celebrating their hearts out while others lamented and laid blames on a number of factors to one factor or the other. There are a lot of posts on Facebook telling those who "failed" to take heart that they will become entrepreneurs and employ those who passed. That...

19 February 2015 » VinnieWatz

Once upon a time,,,,there was the chronicles of a fresha that was authored by Vinniewatz and it used to elevate the reality to the world. I was clinching twenties and i was in my early years as a comrade or an university student. My ambitions were up high as i wanted to become a banker (by the way, what do we call those people who work in a bank,,,anyway i wanted to become one of them).I was walking admiring the lawns and the well dressed grass at the university park. My mind was well set that...

13 February 2015 » VinnieWatz

The Chronicles are back....and they are smoky RED for the mood is right,,,,I was going through my twitter and Facebook timeline just to find an  anomaly that couldn't pass my eye. Why can i see so many ladies posting their photos with all the entire 4 liters of sadolin paint on their lips and their bumps held up high with matching colors from tip to toe. Theyaretoomanyto ignore; hence, i had to hit a like on one or two. For sure if i do like your photo then you are lucky enough to have pleased...

16 January 2015 » VinnieWatz

The Chronicles of a Fresha...One thing i learnt in my first year in campus is that women are tools for entertainment that is why we called them "Kifaa." They are supposed to leave their busy schedule and programs to visit a guy in his house and have "fun." However, others are opportunists who are there to rake money from the men counterparts and that is their survival tactic. As usual, i fell a victim of this...but before i unearth the scum, let me give men an advice...Don't borrow people's...

25 November 2014 » VinnieWatz

The Chronicles today takes a twist as i outline some of the observations your favorite blogger has made over the leadership of his Excellency President Kenyatta II...Mr. President i mean no insults but i do respect you so much; however, I wish my parents told me this when i was young...#1. Please son, don't go to campus to study engineering, geo-spatial analysis, actuarial science, medicine, B.com and other scaring courses, just go to a drawing class and learn how to draw Mr. Uhuru Kenyatta and...

21 November 2014 » VinnieWatz

THE CHRONICLES OF A FRESHA CONTINUESThe first commandment that you shall never forget during a strike in Kenya is..Thy shall interact with tear gas anytime after the strike begins....Bearing this in mind, bottles of water and wet handkerchiefs were in plenty,,,zilikuwa #wellewelle before polisi watuimbie #nyongwaI don't know how police receive news that an institution is going on strike because they were already on location, armed to the teeth. To calm the anxiety, the chairman assured us that...

20 November 2014 » VinnieWatz

If you live in planet earth, i suppose by now you know the horrendous scenario that happened in Nairobi and Mombasa CBDs. In case you live in planet Mars, let me delineate the gossip to you in the most appropriate avenue, The Chronicles of a fRESHA style.Two well dressed ladies were stripped off their clothes in two incidences in Nairobi and Mombasa respectively, even in Kayole just yesterday. The ugly scenes irked Kenyan women leading to the #mydressmychoice campaign that has gone viral...

11 November 2014 » VinnieWatz

Free Sms are tarnishing our intelligence making us look like clowns or mascots who have nothing to do, but to stare at their phones as if they are worshiping them. I find it funny how i seat with an extremely beautiful lady who can qualify to become Miss Uganda for nine consecutive years and i have nothing to say to her, even a simple hi. Reasons being, she is busy, not that she is washing utensils, completing assignments, arranging her work schedule or anything substantial, but staring at her...

05 November 2014 » VinnieWatz

You have ever wished in your life to appear on TV even if its just a snippet view once. Everybody loves fame, attention, and a little pride, we are human beings. I have occasionally seen people who make me watch a song/advert or just a video recording repeatedly so that i can see them. The situation is always like..."peleka mbele kidogo,,aa umepita, rewind kiasi, tena kidogo,,apo apo apo pause..unaona huyo mtu ako na T-shirt ya blue uko nyuma...sasa nyuma yake ni mimi." its stressing even to...

30 October 2014 » VinnieWatz

I just cannot believe i am up this  late updating my blog that receives very many visitors or traffic which is approximately zero people in total. God give me a sign like DMX. I was also listening to Cha Tolle AFterhours show on Capital, will it ever come to a day that she will listen to me or read my blog. This world is unfair for real....arggg what a dream, i must be dreaming ati Chao reading my blog, what a joke?... sorry my readers i was dozing off, but lets get down to business...Here is...

24 October 2014 » VinnieWatz

By the way when i was a fresha, selfies were not invented; actually, very few phones had strong cameras. The one hit wonder phone idiot oops IDEOS had been introduced to the market and you could only afford it after receiving HELB, but ours had delayed (you see why demonstration over the loan wont end). Believe you me, men we are the same idiots that were tricked by Eve in the garden of Eden (if at all you ever came across Christianity in your upbringing). I also hear that they used a woman to...

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