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28 February 2014 » Jackal News

Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko is known for his don’t care and ready to die attitude but now it seems he has met his match. His ex lover and Nairobi Women Representative Rachael Shebesh and her new catch Mark Ndungu have now warned the Senator that they can extinguish him. Ndungu who’s a nominated TNA Member of County Assembly in Nairobi is behind the threat after him and Shebesh got agitated that Sonko has met Peter Muciri Mwangi a physically challenged person who was removed from the TNA list of...

04 February 2014 » Jackal News

This piece right here is about reading the signs and knowing when she wants to get into the sack with you. There are many reasons why you are not getting laid and that broke not so good looking fella already has already sired two kids, one with a banker and the other with a brand manager never mind that he s jobless. While there are many reasons such as being cock blocked or being  “sexually challenged”  lacking in the vibes department. Being poor in semantics or sign language is your main...

10 December 2013 » Jackal News

Desperate times call for desperate measures, yes when one tries hard to be a celebrity sometimes harder is NOT hard enough; YES doing the unthikable may pull your popularity ratings just like the PR maxim holds; publicity is publicity be it positive or negative! This TV jounalist may have had a private bush pussy modelling session BUT seems like it went public most probably by design! Yes, here are the raw disgusting photos of a bush pussy of a leading TV journalist- BUT why NOT SHAVE? Shaving...

08 December 2013 » Jackal News

A governor allied to the Coalition for Reforms and Democracy is recuperating at his home in Kisumu after he was drugged and conned money and phones. The governor from south Nyanza is said to have visited Kisumu’s famous sex joint, Club Octopus, where he was treated to a series of strip dances with the lakeside’s ‘fleshy’ community. After a while, the governor is reported to have sampled a bevvy to the exclusive VIP lounge of the club to enjoy the bearded meat, only for him to be ‘rubbed’ dry of...

08 November 2013 » Jackal News

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08 November 2013 » Jackal News

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19 October 2013 » Jackal News

New media has indeed made the world one big village, Kenyan media personality was shocked when business mogul Sir Richard Branson he of the Virgin Airline and group of companies asked him if indeed the Shebesh Sonko scandal was for real. Here is how the Nairobian reported it! Nairobi Women representative, Rachel Shebesh is officially famous! She has attracted the ‘attention’ of Virgin Atlantic airlines CEO Richard Branson. Richard Branson was overheard joking about the controversial politician...

17 October 2013 » Jackal News

The shameless ongoing drama involving Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko and women Rep Rachael Shebesh has taken a new twist with the revelations that Blogger Roy Kohadha Ogolla, a known social media writer and film-maker attempted to exhort money from the Nairobi senator to ‘clear’ the Senator’s name from the messy allegations of making out with Shebesh. Kohadha is said to have exhorted the money to make the sexually explicit photos disappear. According to documents seen by this...

17 October 2013 » Jackal News

The first lady reveals in the new issue of Marie Claire that erotic role playing has helped the couple’s sex life tremendously. By The Onion- JOKERS! WASHINGTON—Sitting down for a candid interview with Marie Claire magazine last Thursday, First Lady Michelle Obama reportedly opened up about her marriage to President Barack Obama, saying that their sex life “has never been more open, more experimental, or more generous.” The first lady spoke at length with Marie Claire about the couple’s...

12 October 2013 » Jackal News

Courtesy of Pressplay.co.ke We promised you that we will unravel the sex scam of Madam Rachael Shebesh, your Woman Rep and your street kid Senator Mike Sonko before you start sipping your favorite drink for the weekend get the facts about the horny Shebesh and Sonko the Womaniser. We can now authoritatively report that Frank Shebesh the unlucky man of the woman MP has not shared fluids with his wife for the last 6 years due to the wife’s generosity to other men. In fact Frank for the last many...

09 October 2013 » Jackal News

I gave my very first blow job when I was 17 years old. He was my age and we hardly knew each other. I’m actually pretty sure we met through MySpace, but let’s not talk about that. We went to a Degrassi signing at the mall before going back to my house to watch The Life Aquatic. Yes, this is a true story. We started making out after the movie on my couch, and I realized we should probably go to my bedroom because I think my mom was going to be coming home or something. He started to feel me up...

17 September 2013 » Jackal News

Aging Nigerian preacher Absalom Madubuko knows that actions speaks louder then words; even to a man of God who admonishes his followers the futility of materialism in quest for spiritual nourishment. Shit, the badshit forgot all these teachings when he gave his Kenyan wife, singer Emmy Kosgey, a BMW X6 worth Ksh 8 million, Pulse magazine reports. The monster’s registration plates are customized: “JEMTY M” for her middle-name Jemtai and his old husband’s Madubuko. At least now you believe a...

09 September 2013 » Jackal News

By Chris Maina Controversial Nairobi Women representative Rachael Shebesh is yet again on the spotlight, this time, with career-threatening leaked photos of her doing bad things with a pot bellied man who cannot, by any chance, be her husband. Photos allegedly leaked from her phone shows her in ugly positions doing the most beautiful thing in private BUT considered very ugly in public. Shebesh, who looks visibly upset with her actions – seems sad – can be clearly seen blo@#$JO$ING a pot bellied...

27 August 2013 » Jackal News

Oxford University graduate and certified nutcase Kingwa Kamencu was seized by police for confiscating neighbours’  panties from the line then tossing them into fire in the name of the uniting Africa, the cradle of human civilization. This is the very woman who haboured plans of seeking Kenyan presidency while advising her electorate not to wear panties as well masturbate during the election period that ended with President Kenyatta  trouncing Raila Odinga, but both wore underwear. She said it...

24 August 2013 » Jackal News

Well, I do not know where to start, but nondescript singer Wendy Kimani thinks all women should start searching for men online because she got her match online and they are getting married next year. In an interview with the Eve Bridal, a boring publication of the Standard on Saturday, she purrs: “I met my fiance online but it was not a dating site. He was from Netherlands and we first met on My Space. It started very innocently and on a friendly note. We were patient and with time, things fell...

24 August 2013 » Jackal News

Courtesy of Huffingtonpost.com I just had sex every day for a year, and I didn’t tell you about it. But I did video tape it, so check it out -> here! Just kidding. I wasn’t even sure I was going to go into it, but here we are. *pats the empty space on the couch* It was the email that never made the emails, mostly because it was the kind of truth that stung a little too much. May 22nd, 2012to: andy@email.com from: brittany@email.com Hey, could you list 5 things you love about my body? to:...

23 August 2013 » Jackal News

Begin by learning more about your body and how it works. I’ve never had an orgasm and would like to experience one once before I kick the bucket. I’m 56 and am undergoing chemotherapy treatment for breast cancer. I was circumcised at four years old, but I do have a small clitoris. I sometimes get my toes and body tingling but then I switch off. Many women who were formerly anorgasmic have learned to achieve orgasm through a process of self‑exploration, self-pleasuring and by working through...

23 August 2013 » Jackal News

Don’t be overly influenced by the incorrect notion that ‘if there’s no penetration it’s not real sex’. Photograph: Royalty-Free/Corbis I am very petite and my boyfriend very well-endowed. Is there any way to make this comfortable? I’ve been in a relationship for nearly a year and we have an amazing sex life as is, but we’ve never managed penetrative sex. I’m a virgin and a very, very petite woman, and he is extremely well-endowed. We have tried twice and it was very painful, so we took a step...

18 August 2013 » Jackal News

Something is not right in Kenya if SMS exchanges between Ida Odinga — the wife of former prime minister Raila Odinga, and ambassador Yvonne Khamati are to be believed, then I think Kenya has gone to the dogs and Ida Odinga is a woman on a war path. Machiavellian political advisor Moses Kuria twitted: @kubaigeneral And now @IdaOdinga @IdaOdinga sends a text to @YvonneKhamati alleging that she has a hidden brother to her daughter Zeleka! — Moses Kuria (@HonMosesKuria) August 18, 2013 Then...

17 August 2013 » Jackal News

If you ask me, KTN’s screen siren Betty Mutei Kyallo exits within the borders of a fine woman; not necessarily the brightest, but she is a lot better than dozens of bimbos and Jezebels who grace our nightly news. On Friday, the Nairobian screamed that she is getting married to Dennis Okari, the God-fearing journalist who was among the 27 screwed by Kiss TV. I believed the information until I called up Kyallo. I somehow like her because she is a vehicle puff. She loves big cars, but not men with...

30 July 2013 » Jackal News

This might be the best thing I’ve seen in a while. The CEO of J.P. Morgan, one of the richest investment banks in the world, penned a letter to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband. The girl decided to post both her letter and the response she got on the online forums for bastards like me and you to pick a thing or two. Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry...

12 July 2013 » Jackal News

‘It hurt your head and your heart so much, trying to figure out what was true and what wasn’t': the hoaxer hid behind a series of online aliases By Tom Lamont for the gurdianWhen Claire met Seb online she thought she’d found true love, but slowly it became clear that Seb was not who he said he was. Then the other women began to get in touch. In a remarkable investigation, Tom Lamont unpicks an unsettling tale of hope, secrets and dishonesty On a Saturday afternoon in June,...

25 June 2013 » Jackal News

[wpsocialite] In a desperate bid to get a husband who has eluded her for decades, Classic FM Ciku Muiruri has uploaded a rather tasteless image of her middle-aged body on Facebook, touching off a firestorm in the Social Media, with making ridiculing for sagging boobs. The image, according to her, was taken at the sun-backed and palm-fringes beach in Zanzibar. Of late, the good lady has displayed symptoms of desperation upon realizing that the colour is fading from her face and age in catching...

21 June 2013 » Jackal News

[wpsocialite] Reading through the revolting issue of Pulse, I cannot help that realise that former TV news reader Cythia Nyamai might have planted the rumour that she is dating a rich Nigerian who is associated with the Dangote Group, a staggeringly profitable West African conglomerate. The rag reports that the billionaire was in Kenya on a private venture. “I don’t know what they have told you buts its true we are friends. He is the 24  richest man in the world and he is chasing business...

19 June 2013 » Jackal News

BY BOGONKO BOSIRE [wpsocialite] Colleagues called the Jackal News requesting us to bring down the  stunning story about K24 TV journalist James Maganga’s love triangle with his wife, the sweet-hearted wife, Faizah Wanjiru and an openly clandestine-lover, certified home-breaker Ruth Mulandi. Even Maganga called in to make a similar request, but the Jackal News editorial board refused flatly, inspired by Newsweek journalist, Peter Goldman, who famously said: “Journalists’ behavior is always on...

18 June 2013 » Jackal News

BY JACKAL NEWS CORRESPONDENT [wpsocialite] Her flesh zizzled. Her blood bubbled and steamed. She cried and cried. Her name is Faizah Wanjiru, a somewhat average Citizen TV reporter, whose matrimony with K24 TV’s journalist James Maganga is on the rocks. Reason? Ruth Mulandi, a relative of politician Wavinya Ndeti. Mulandi has fallen in love with Maganga and they are having an open affair, a relationship that makes Wanjiru cry and cry. No, wail and wail. Oh God, come down and wash away her tears...

12 June 2013 » Jackal News

[wpsocialite] The wedding between Michael Okwiri and Debra Sinaipei would be held in Zanzibar in the coming months, sources told the Jackal News, explaining that the planned nuptuals between the odd couple has fascinated the country, especially friends who have started to bet. Jackal News was the first to announce the planned December wedding between Okwiri, a Airtel’s Africa’s Vice President in charge of Corporate Communication and Sinaipei, popularly known as “sniper”, a model with some...

09 June 2013 » Jackal News

[wpsocialite] CCTV newsreader, the sultry Peninah Karibe might have decided to settle now. The girl, who cut her teeth at state broadcaster KBC as a music presenter before she moved to NTV as a weather girl, is seeing Nairobi Law Monthly associate editor Dennis Mosota, sources told the Jackal News. “It’s time the two Kenyans settle down and try to raise a family,” a source explained, adding that something hot is going on between the two. Jackal News wishes them luck as they try their chemistry...

07 June 2013 » Jackal News

[wpsocialite] Michael Okwiri, the Vice President In charge of Corporate Communication, Airtel Africa, will walk down the aisle with model Debra Sinaipei, popularly known as sniper, later this year, source told the Jackal News, adding to another fascinating drama unfolding in the Kenyan socialite circles. His second marriage to a daughter of a former minister, same as the maiden that was doomed from the word go. The pair will tie the knot in December, the sources added. “This will be one of...

02 June 2013 » Jackal News

‘I’d pretend I didn’t notice when they gave each other looks if I dared to talk about our kids’ (private) school or our latest holiday’ [wpsocialite] I was out with the school mothers having coffee last week and we all laughed as one of them talked about how calamitous her au pair is. But as I looked around these wealthy, tanned women, I realised how much I missed my real friends whom I’ve known since uni. I inwardly cringed when I imagined my friends looking...

17 May 2013 » Jackal News

[wpsocialite] The Caroline Mutoko legend is finally unravelling.  Thank God. Weeks after she was dubiously linked to the death of Senator Mutula Kilonzo, the dapper radio presenter, who was found guilty of plagiarism, has asked CID to probe and punish bloggers who, as she claims,  “damage my career which has taken me over 15 years to build and to undermine my international reputation.”\ Thanks Mutoko. When the allegations hit the cyberspace that she was the woman who was reportedly in the...

13 May 2013 » Jackal News

Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+Share on LinkedIn Richard Branson, creator of the Virgin conglomerate which owns all of your airplanes and music-makers, lost a bet with fellow billionaire Tony Fernandes. The result is the terrible monstrosity you see here. Way back in 2010 (remember then? I can’t remember then. SO SO long ago) Branson owned a Formula One team as well, called Virgin Racing. Fernandes, Asia’s version of Branson, also owned his own F1 outfit, Team...

10 May 2013 » Jackal News

Share on Facebook. Share on Twitter. Share on Google+ Share on LinkedIn The cursed year for cruise ships continues: early Thursday morning, authorities aboard the Carnival Spirit in Australia realized two passengers had fallen overboard. Over one day later, neither has been found. Paul Rossington and Kristen Schroder, a couple traveling with seven of their family members and friends, went missing roughly 65 miles from shore, just hours before the ship docked in Sydney, Australia at the end of...

09 May 2013 » Jackal News

BY JACKAL NEWS TEAM AND JOYCE ADBALLA Share on Facebook. Share on Twitter. Share on Google+ Share on LinkedIn In an age of wicked and brilliant men, lawyer Mutula Kilonzo pushed the boundaries of behaviour to extremes.… he read, he danced, stayed out late, upstaged other lawyers and slept around more noticeably than his fellows men who are so flamboyant, sexually adventurous, and hedonistic; A sordid tale of powerful men so powerless to control their libido. That is why his death has touched...

08 May 2013 » Jackal News

Share on Facebook. Share on Twitter. Share on Google+ Share on LinkedIn The High Court has ordered DNA samples be taken from the body of the late Mutula Kilonzo following an application by a woman who claims he is the father of her seven-year-old son, a fresh twist in the escalating post-humous drama surrounding the cocky lawyer. Justice Luka Kimaru said the samples will be used to ascertain parenthood in the case filed by Eunice Nthenya through the Federation of Women Lawyers ( FIDA). Nthenya...

08 May 2013 » Jackal News

Share on Facebook. Share on Twitter. Share on Google+ Share on LinkedIn A BBC journalist with a knack for brainy tweets on Africa teased a prominent but forlorn American extremist in Somalia whether he had indeed been killed, as it emerged that Umar Shafik Hammami, popular as Abu Mansoor Al-Amriki may have actually been – finally – killed. And Al-Shabab tweeted the broadcaster, ”Shaking My Head”. There was no immediate confirmation that the most prominent jihadist, who...

05 May 2013 » Jackal News

By Anne Breslaw Share on Facebook. Share on Twitter. Share on Google+ Share on LinkedIn Not that I’m trying to put too much emphasis on sex, but if you have a lot of sex, you’ll live forever. That’s just science. Offices are the unsexiest places in the world unless you work at Sterling Cooper Draper Price. This advice is for the vast majority of people, who work at Gchat Disgusting Breakfast Sandwich Why Is It Always So Cold In Here Get The Hell Away From Me. The bathroom...

03 May 2013 » Jackal News

Mention the word “clitoris” and some people get touchy — and not in a good way. But that could change quickly because May 6—12 as the first ever “International Clitoris Awareness Week,” a seven-day period designed to celebrate the female body part. The organization behind the week is “Clitoraid,” a Las Vegas-based group usually devoted to helping victims of female genital mutilation around the world. However, Clitoraid spokeswoman Nadine Gary said the...

03 May 2013 » Jackal News

By Jackal News Team Share on Facebook. Share on Twitter. Share on Google+ Share on LinkedIn The last thing a big and honourable CEO like Bob Collymore, who earns millions a month, wants is to be entangled in a Third World divorce case involving two twins who have been consigned to life in a broken home – which according to many studies will ultimately affect their ability to live a productive life. It is bad, mad and sad. That was unforeseen when he befriended Wambui Wamae Kamiru, a woman...

02 May 2013 » Jackal News

Model Pinky Ghelani, the faded radio queen who made a doomed attempt as a magazine editor (Drum), has opened a new political war against irrelevant flip-flopper Francis Atwoli, accusing him of racism comment against the great businessmen from the great Indian sub-continent. Atwoli appeared to accuse Indian businessmen of refusing to pay African peasants worthwhile salaries. “Ramji Kamji” whatever that means appears to irk Ghelani who got a kid and sunk to obscurity. Well, I this I am with my...

02 May 2013 » Jackal News

31-year-old lawyer Roy Kiarie is moving to court seeking an order to compel Depute Senate speaker Kembi Gitura, himself a lawyer, to undergo a DNA because he has refused to accept that he is a runaway father, Jackal News can reveal of the next instalment of incestuous drama that will fascinate and confound Kenya. Through hard as underground electric cable lawyer Gikunda Miriti, Kiarie says his runaway father is arrogant thus wants to reject the blood of his blood and finally lock him out of...

02 May 2013 » Jackal News

Communication giant Airtel is set to overhaul its communication office, getting rid of the arrogant Michael Okwiri, the Vice President in charge of corporate communication Africa division and Dick Omondi, the corporate communication manager in charge of the Kenya operations for failing to perform. “If they are not to leave on their volition, they will be kicked out because I know the Human Resources department has started a clandestine process in search of replacements,” a source said. A second...

30 April 2013 » Jackal News

I have read thousans of Wikileaks documents but this one left me confounded and confused. In a confidential cable the US embassy in Nairobi, the US official describes John Githongo, the former advisor in the regime of retired President Mwai Kibaki as a “close contact.” Therefore I ask, is this man a US government spy. The cable reads: “Githongo was a close contact of the U.S. Mission prior to his resignation and self-exile, and remains so now, indirectly. He is widely viewed by Kenyans and the...

30 April 2013 » Jackal News

I do not like speculating, but my hair gets itchy when political scientist Mutahi Ngunyi tweeted a very sensational statement about the death of Mutula Kilonzo, who passed on Saturday at his home near Machakos township. Currently, rumours are flying left, right and centre. Because we respect the dead, we will keep mum. But, dead men tell no tales! An aborted revolution has a way of eating its own children. Two ODM MPs died immediately after the 2007 election. What ate Mutula and why? — Mutahi...

30 April 2013 » Jackal News

Amanda Knox, the American student convicted of murdering her roommate while studying in Italy, is back on television. Amanda Knox, who was exonerated of the charges, has an anticipated tell-all memoir coming out. Amanda Knox, tabloid obsession, is being tried again for murder in Italy. Amanda Knox has a lot of nick-names: Amanda the Ripper An alt Holly Golightly from Seattle Bambi-eyed killer Black-widow beauty Concertante of sex Demonic, satanic, diabolical she-devil A double soul An...

30 April 2013 » Jackal News

Earlier on Monday, a jury in Santa Ana, Calif. convicted Catherine Kieu of torture and aggravated mayhem for severing her estranged husband’s penis and tossing it in the garbage disposal (the pit of cringes, for all those cinephiles who sat through Final Destination 2) back on July 11, 2011. Kieu’s trial featured no end of cringe-worthy moments, including the horrifying revelation from Deputy District Attorney John Christl that the entire penis-severing incident was captured on a voice-...

25 April 2013 » Jackal News

Get ready to claw your way through your computer screen, because we’ve got what you’ve all been waiting for.Meet Omar Borkan Al Gala. He’s a photographer, actor, and poet from Dubai — and he was one of the men kicked out of Saudi Arabia because he’s really, really ridiculously good looking. Are you now using your T-Mobile Sidekick as a stop-gap masturbatory aid until you get home? Or are you already dry humping your computer tower. Saudi Arabia’s Commission for the...

24 April 2013 » Jackal News

Share on Facebook. Share on Twitter. Share on Google+ Share on LinkedIn On his Facebook page, blogger Dennis Itumbi wrote: ARTISTS SPACE: I have realized that many upcoming artists do not get their music played on Radio Stations partly because of red tape and lack of connections, I will therefore hand upcoming artists space on this wall and so far Jackal News has also agreed to hand them space so inbox me links to your songs and let’s give it the exposure it needs and the feedback –...

23 April 2013 » Jackal News

And finally, herewith Shackles of Doom, the evil play by Butere Girls that was banned by the education ministry, but reinstated by the High Court. The play christened all Kikuyu tribesmen as greedy people. Well, the courts can do whatever they want, but we the people must stand up to be counted. But, remember we respect the damn courts. As the play’s hating page in Facebook summarised: “It pains me when I see a play that is out rightly tribal trying to demonize a community for the ills of...

23 April 2013 » Jackal News

Share on Facebook. Share on Twitter. Share on Google+ Share on LinkedIn Hey business writers, the angle here is that Airtel is plotting – perhaps – with the help of President Yoweri Museveni to overtake Safaricom by surrounding it. I mean, buying all the mobile providers in the neighbouring countries. If you doubt me, wait and see. Meanwhile, you can chose any angle you wish as long you warn Safaricom – whose boss is embroiled in a love triangle scandal – that its days are numbered. EXCLUSIVE...

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