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28 February 2014 » Jackal News

Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko is known for his don’t care and ready to die attitude but now it seems he has met his match. His ex lover and Nairobi Women Representative Rachael Shebesh and her new catch Mark Ndungu have now warned the Senator that they can extinguish him. Ndungu who’s a nominated TNA Member of County Assembly in Nairobi is behind the threat after him and Shebesh got agitated that Sonko has met Peter Muciri Mwangi a physically challenged person who was removed from the TNA list of...

04 February 2014 » Jackal News

This piece right here is about reading the signs and knowing when she wants to get into the sack with you. There are many reasons why you are not getting laid and that broke not so good looking fella already has already sired two kids, one with a banker and the other with a brand manager never mind that he s jobless. While there are many reasons such as being cock blocked or being  “sexually challenged”  lacking in the vibes department. Being poor in semantics or sign language is your main...

10 December 2013 » Jackal News

Desperate times call for desperate measures, yes when one tries hard to be a celebrity sometimes harder is NOT hard enough; YES doing the unthikable may pull your popularity ratings just like the PR maxim holds; publicity is publicity be it positive or negative! This TV jounalist may have had a private bush pussy modelling session BUT seems like it went public most probably by design! Yes, here are the raw disgusting photos of a bush pussy of a leading TV journalist- BUT why NOT SHAVE? Shaving...

08 December 2013 » Jackal News

A governor allied to the Coalition for Reforms and Democracy is recuperating at his home in Kisumu after he was drugged and conned money and phones. The governor from south Nyanza is said to have visited Kisumu’s famous sex joint, Club Octopus, where he was treated to a series of strip dances with the lakeside’s ‘fleshy’ community. After a while, the governor is reported to have sampled a bevvy to the exclusive VIP lounge of the club to enjoy the bearded meat, only for him to be ‘rubbed’ dry of...

08 November 2013 » Jackal News

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08 November 2013 » Jackal News

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19 October 2013 » Jackal News

New media has indeed made the world one big village, Kenyan media personality was shocked when business mogul Sir Richard Branson he of the Virgin Airline and group of companies asked him if indeed the Shebesh Sonko scandal was for real. Here is how the Nairobian reported it! Nairobi Women representative, Rachel Shebesh is officially famous! She has attracted the ‘attention’ of Virgin Atlantic airlines CEO Richard Branson. Richard Branson was overheard joking about the controversial politician...

17 October 2013 » Jackal News

The shameless ongoing drama involving Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko and women Rep Rachael Shebesh has taken a new twist with the revelations that Blogger Roy Kohadha Ogolla, a known social media writer and film-maker attempted to exhort money from the Nairobi senator to ‘clear’ the Senator’s name from the messy allegations of making out with Shebesh. Kohadha is said to have exhorted the money to make the sexually explicit photos disappear. According to documents seen by this...

17 October 2013 » Jackal News

The first lady reveals in the new issue of Marie Claire that erotic role playing has helped the couple’s sex life tremendously. By The Onion- JOKERS! WASHINGTON—Sitting down for a candid interview with Marie Claire magazine last Thursday, First Lady Michelle Obama reportedly opened up about her marriage to President Barack Obama, saying that their sex life “has never been more open, more experimental, or more generous.” The first lady spoke at length with Marie Claire about the couple’s...

12 October 2013 » Jackal News

Courtesy of Pressplay.co.ke We promised you that we will unravel the sex scam of Madam Rachael Shebesh, your Woman Rep and your street kid Senator Mike Sonko before you start sipping your favorite drink for the weekend get the facts about the horny Shebesh and Sonko the Womaniser. We can now authoritatively report that Frank Shebesh the unlucky man of the woman MP has not shared fluids with his wife for the last 6 years due to the wife’s generosity to other men. In fact Frank for the last many...

09 October 2013 » Jackal News

I gave my very first blow job when I was 17 years old. He was my age and we hardly knew each other. I’m actually pretty sure we met through MySpace, but let’s not talk about that. We went to a Degrassi signing at the mall before going back to my house to watch The Life Aquatic. Yes, this is a true story. We started making out after the movie on my couch, and I realized we should probably go to my bedroom because I think my mom was going to be coming home or something. He started to feel me up...

17 September 2013 » Jackal News

Aging Nigerian preacher Absalom Madubuko knows that actions speaks louder then words; even to a man of God who admonishes his followers the futility of materialism in quest for spiritual nourishment. Shit, the badshit forgot all these teachings when he gave his Kenyan wife, singer Emmy Kosgey, a BMW X6 worth Ksh 8 million, Pulse magazine reports. The monster’s registration plates are customized: “JEMTY M” for her middle-name Jemtai and his old husband’s Madubuko. At least now you believe a...

09 September 2013 » Jackal News

By Chris Maina Controversial Nairobi Women representative Rachael Shebesh is yet again on the spotlight, this time, with career-threatening leaked photos of her doing bad things with a pot bellied man who cannot, by any chance, be her husband. Photos allegedly leaked from her phone shows her in ugly positions doing the most beautiful thing in private BUT considered very ugly in public. Shebesh, who looks visibly upset with her actions – seems sad – can be clearly seen blo@#$JO$ING a pot bellied...

27 August 2013 » Jackal News

Oxford University graduate and certified nutcase Kingwa Kamencu was seized by police for confiscating neighbours’  panties from the line then tossing them into fire in the name of the uniting Africa, the cradle of human civilization. This is the very woman who haboured plans of seeking Kenyan presidency while advising her electorate not to wear panties as well masturbate during the election period that ended with President Kenyatta  trouncing Raila Odinga, but both wore underwear. She said it...

24 August 2013 » Jackal News

Well, I do not know where to start, but nondescript singer Wendy Kimani thinks all women should start searching for men online because she got her match online and they are getting married next year. In an interview with the Eve Bridal, a boring publication of the Standard on Saturday, she purrs: “I met my fiance online but it was not a dating site. He was from Netherlands and we first met on My Space. It started very innocently and on a friendly note. We were patient and with time, things fell...

24 August 2013 » Jackal News

Courtesy of Huffingtonpost.com I just had sex every day for a year, and I didn’t tell you about it. But I did video tape it, so check it out -> here! Just kidding. I wasn’t even sure I was going to go into it, but here we are. *pats the empty space on the couch* It was the email that never made the emails, mostly because it was the kind of truth that stung a little too much. May 22nd, 2012to: andy@email.com from: brittany@email.com Hey, could you list 5 things you love about my body? to:...

23 August 2013 » Jackal News

Begin by learning more about your body and how it works. I’ve never had an orgasm and would like to experience one once before I kick the bucket. I’m 56 and am undergoing chemotherapy treatment for breast cancer. I was circumcised at four years old, but I do have a small clitoris. I sometimes get my toes and body tingling but then I switch off. Many women who were formerly anorgasmic have learned to achieve orgasm through a process of self‑exploration, self-pleasuring and by working through...

23 August 2013 » Jackal News

Don’t be overly influenced by the incorrect notion that ‘if there’s no penetration it’s not real sex’. Photograph: Royalty-Free/Corbis I am very petite and my boyfriend very well-endowed. Is there any way to make this comfortable? I’ve been in a relationship for nearly a year and we have an amazing sex life as is, but we’ve never managed penetrative sex. I’m a virgin and a very, very petite woman, and he is extremely well-endowed. We have tried twice and it was very painful, so we took a step...

18 August 2013 » Jackal News

Something is not right in Kenya if SMS exchanges between Ida Odinga — the wife of former prime minister Raila Odinga, and ambassador Yvonne Khamati are to be believed, then I think Kenya has gone to the dogs and Ida Odinga is a woman on a war path. Machiavellian political advisor Moses Kuria twitted: @kubaigeneral And now @IdaOdinga @IdaOdinga sends a text to @YvonneKhamati alleging that she has a hidden brother to her daughter Zeleka! — Moses Kuria (@HonMosesKuria) August 18, 2013 Then...

17 August 2013 » Jackal News

If you ask me, KTN’s screen siren Betty Mutei Kyallo exits within the borders of a fine woman; not necessarily the brightest, but she is a lot better than dozens of bimbos and Jezebels who grace our nightly news. On Friday, the Nairobian screamed that she is getting married to Dennis Okari, the God-fearing journalist who was among the 27 screwed by Kiss TV. I believed the information until I called up Kyallo. I somehow like her because she is a vehicle puff. She loves big cars, but not men with...

30 July 2013 » Jackal News

This might be the best thing I’ve seen in a while. The CEO of J.P. Morgan, one of the richest investment banks in the world, penned a letter to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband. The girl decided to post both her letter and the response she got on the online forums for bastards like me and you to pick a thing or two. Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry...

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